《色女郎的老牛吃嫩草手记》
第26节

作者: 喂个P啊
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  我操!你他妈的狗鼻子不要这么灵好不好??我这闷盅都消毒过好几回的……我自己也用过好几回的。这都能给你吃出个不锈钢味来?哀家真是服了你他妈的!
  滚~!不吃给我吃。
  小嫩草:你生气了?
  生你妈个气啊!你能不能浪漫点咯?我一下午就为了煲这汤给你喝花了好几小时,自己都没舍得喝一口,你拿过来,我看看有什么不锈钢味!
  我真他妈是粗线条还是小嫩草是死变态??我只吃出个生地味和排骨香。
  小嫩草:不要生气了,不要生气了。我也没说不锈钢味不好喝啊。
  小嫩草:一会去哪?
  开房!你不说我说。这样一早你就能六点多起床吃早餐去学校。
  然后就去了那什么七天连锁。
  洗澡~~打炮~~~完事,我靠啊!我大老远的来看你好波,你跟我爱一下不行吗?小嫩草打完炮直接用纸擦了擦就光溜溜地拿出笔做习题啊啊啊……尼玛,,要不要这么好孩子啊少年?要不要这么死变态啊少年??才打完炮啊……一转身就可以做习题的?这都可以有??
  小嫩草:好吧~~好吧,,我不写了,我来陪你。
  我这鸟样吧,又是守不住秘密了,我又忍不住说,你看看那白咖啡里面有什么。
  小嫩草:有张纸啊,怎么会有张纸。
  我:我写的情书了!你现在不可以看,不过你也要写封情书给我哦。
  小嫩草:我文采又不好。
  我:不管!我就要你写,我还要你用英文写。
  小嫩草:你又看不懂。
  你尼玛啊!你是看不起我了是吧?你是嫌弃我了是吧!我他妈看不懂不还有有道啊!不还有在线翻译啊!你以为我这么笨不可以一个一个查单词啊?你厉害是吧?你厉害人家鬼佬都不愿意听你说话?你厉害说句鸟语都要想半天语法?呸的啊!
  小嫩草:不要生气了,我写我写,来……爱一个……
  日期:2013-05-01 16:25:17
  You know it’s not a easy job for me to write something, so I just stand aside all the way and enjoy reading your article. Everytime I am on line, I can’t help opening this site and peruse your writing. Never miss a word. Because I love your article and the way you write. I think that everyone who has ever read your article will agree with me. Now, you ask me to write something, hah, what’s more, in English! You really make me in an awkward position. I know you won’t give up until you get the purpose. Fine, I will try to write something.¬

  I don’t know where is the beginning. It seems that we know each other for a long time. Do you believe falling in love at first sight? ¬I said no. But the first time I time I saw your photo, I really had some kind of feeling in my heart. How pretty you are! I said it to you more than once, but you always said it let you feel false. Anyway, this is the first sense when I saw your photo. It’s true, I swear! Is that feeling called love? I don’t know. But I know that since then, I can’t get rid of you. I chatted with you in qq until late at night. Though I had classes the next day, I might be tired, I still felt happy. I made you angry, liked a cool man, because I wanted to keep in touch with you and have fun from that. Everything was going better. You liked the way I talk, and I liked your smart, your humor, your sweet smile, and anything about you. I really had a good time in that period. Until one day, you said you had to cut the line, because you moved house. Then I felt delighted. I didn’t want to lose the connection. I enjoyed our relationship that we could say anything whatever we like. Until that time, I knew I fell in love with you. Finally, at the night before you cut the line, I said:"I am afraid it’s too to say:’ I love you!’" You treated it as a joke at that time. But you didn’t know, love is coming!

  下面就是姐姐靠有道词典一个一个译出来滴,,,姐姐说哒姐姐不会鸟语了,你们那啥不可以嘲笑姐姐了,,反正我知道个大概就可以了。
  还有那啥,这封信其实是大三时写的,人家小草草现在的鸟语厉害了,上年在国外知名专业杂志发了文章的。还得了国家奖学金两万元。所以不要嘲笑他大三的鸟语水平了哦。
  你知道写作对我来说不是一件容易的事,所以,我只是站在一旁一直欣赏和读你写的文章。每一次我上线,都会忍不住要打开这里看你为我写的贴子。从来都不会错过一个字,因为我喜欢你的文章和你的文笔。我想,任何看过你文章的人都会和我有一样的观点。现在,你让我写些东西,哈,并且要用英文!你真的是令我好难堪了。我知道你是不达目地不会罢休的,我试一试写吧。
  我不知道是从哪里开始,我们仿佛象是认识了好久好久。你相信一见钟情吗?我不信。但,我第一次看到你相片的时候,在我心里却会生出莫名的情愫,你很漂亮,我不止一次这样对你说。你却总是对我说好虚伪。不管你如何想,对你的感觉便是从第一眼看到你相片开始,真的,相信我。可那是爱吗?我不知道。我只是知道从时以后,我无法忘记你。在每个深夜都会等着你上QQ聊天,尽管第二天上课,会令我疲惫不堪,可我却觉得很开心。我拽拽的样子总是会令你生气,因为我想要这样的开心,也希望能一直下去。我喜欢听你说话,喜欢你的聪明和幽默,还有你爽朗的笑声和所有所有的一切。

  和你在一起的时间真的很开心/有一天你说你要断网线,你要搬家,我有些不高兴,(嫩草说这里写错,我说呢,我断网你高兴个啥啊,害姐姐译不出来/)我不想和你失去联系,我喜欢我们无话不谈这样轻松自如的关系。便是从那天起,我知道自己爱上了你,于是,在你要断网的那天晚上,我说:我恐怕是爱上你了。你只是当我在说笑,可你不知道,爱情,她已经到来……
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